Saudi Arabia makes an amazing medical breakthrough for women.

Saudi Arabian Clerics, a profession that people may often look upon as being somewhat backwards, have pushed the envelope of medical science today with a ground breaking medical discovery verging on the fantastical.

Sheikh Saleh bin Saad al-Luhaydan, a judicial and psychological consultant to the Gulf Psychological Association told Saudi news website, that they had medical proof to support the ban on women driving in the Kingdom.  Sheikh al-Luhaydan stated:

“ Look we just don’t like our women driving about in motor vehicles, I don’t even let my wife mount a camel, I mount camels and donkeys all of the time, but a woman in charge of a motor car is a recipe for disaster.

Until now we at the Gulf Psychological Association had just assumed that Saudi women, who must have their heads covered at all times, would use the vehicles rear view mirror to apply lipstick, this in turn would cause them to lift their veils in disregard of their modesty, therefore revealing themselves to oncoming motorists. Really, who wants to be driving down the motorway looking at sexy faces and cherry red BJ lips?

However, now we have medical proof that that driving affects women’s ovaries and pelvises…in fact women driving could have a reverse physiological impact.  Physiological science and functional medicine has studied and found that driving automatically affects ovaries and rolls up the pelvis. This is what we find for women who continuously drive cars, their children are born with clinical disorders of varying degrees.

I urge all Saudi women to consider this with their little minds before they think with their hearts and emotions, they should look at this issue with a realistic eye…. as for women lobbying the royal court for the right to drive a motor car; I think we can all agree that the result of this is can only be bad. These women should wait and consider the negativity of kids running around with seven fingers, four toes and nine sets of lips prior to making a judgment”

Fatima Al Repressedabit, a Jedda a car driver since she was 18 in 1979 told us:

“  I am really not sure what a rolled up pelvis is, but I am sure that since I have been driving my pelvis has rolled up like a prayer mat.  I really can see the wisdom in not letting us ladies drive, I mean who wants a rolled up pelvis or yucky dysfunctional ovaries!”

Women have not been allowed to drive in the Kingdom since 1979, although there is no specific text in the Koran that prohibits women from driving. it is assumed that this was because at the time of its divine creation there were no cars on the road.

Saudi Arabia is the only country in the world that prohibits women from driving. The World Economic Forum 2009 Global Gender Gap Report ranked Saudi Arabia 130th out of 134 countries for gender parity. It was the only country to score a zero in the category of political empowerment.

That being said the World Economic Forum did not have access to this groundbreaking nugget of medical science until now, so it just goes to show that they don’t know shit when in comes to Saudi women’s physiology and the serious issue of a rolled up pelvis and nine lipped children.


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